Harmony Happenings - Bina

(Theme music plays)

(couple speaking softly in the background)

Debbie: Hello and welcome to Harmony Happenings, a show that delves into the real lives of those living in Harmony. I am your host, Debbie Kliene.

(argument continues)

On today's show, we will be interviewing Bina Simmie. Her recent actions have caused mayhem in Drake's life. But what is going on in her own life?

(voices crescendo)

Debbie: What is going on? We might need to cut tape here ... uh ...

L: I am going to the roof! Just leave me alone!

(awkward silence)

 Bina: I don't think I can do the interview today, Debbie.

Debbie: But the crew is here and we are doing a live taping. Can't you try?

 Bina: I'm terribly sorry for letting you down. I hope you have a nice erm.. day.

(Door slams open as Bina runs through)

 Debbie: What the crap am I suppose to do now?! I have no one to interview!

 Debbie: I am never going to get out of this dinky town and into Sunset Valley if I can't get my face seen!What is wrong with the people in Harmony?!

Debbie: Turn that stupid camera off, you idiot!!

(commercial break)

 Debbie: I want to sincerely apologize to my viewing public for that unprofessional moment before the break.

 Debbie: Please, continue to tune in and hopefully we can try for another interview with Bina at a later date.

Debbie: But as for today's show ... I will give you a personal tour of our lovely town of Harmony.

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Debbie: This is the residential side of the city. Bina and L's apartment is on the left. *ahem* Moving on ...

Debbie: Here you get a great view of the gardens and City hall. You can also pick out the few night clubs and the Cineplex on the far left.

Debbie: The house of the infamous Drake. (mumbles under breathe) One day he will grant me that interview.

(commercial break)

Debbie: The Irish Green, one of the favorite hangouts of Drake.

 Debbie: Suburbia subdivision! Residents down this road include the now single Chloe, Ashpie family, the newly married Braxton couple, Jolee, Dante and Tommy, and the ever famous Lacy Thibedeaux.

 Debbie: The Gator Shack is a little known spot used mostly by the seedier residents of Harmony.

 Debbie: Country Living is located just across the city bridge. You will find the Stop-N-Go, the train station, as well as the nectary all in this quaint little spot.

Debbie: Are you filming now? OK. Hello! I have just received word that Pen, the hot new writer, was seen not far from here at the KOA beach. I am on my way now to see if we can catch a moment to speak with her.

(car sounds)

(commercial break)

 (car door slamming)

 (heels hitting the pavement)

 (waves crashing in the distance with muffled voices)

 Pen: What does that mean, Kels!?

Kels: Use your head, Pen! What do you think it means?!

 (indistinct arguing)

 Pen: This move to Bridgeport is important to me, damn it! I wanted your support!

 Kels: I am NOT moving! I have my own job to think of. So you can just forget it!

 Kels: And you know what else?!

 Kels: You can just forget about US as well!
Pen: Screw you too, Kels!

Debbie: *gasp* (whispers) Oh no ....

(commercial break)

 Debbie: Penskii, I am so sorry to intrude on you like this, but I was ...

 Pen: (in mocking tone) Penskii, I am sorry to intrude ...

 Pen: Look at me, I found a celebrity on the beach getting her heart ripped out, now would be a great time to ask her questions. Stupid f***ing reporters!

Debbie: Now let me tell you one damn thing ...

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