Harmony Happenings - Ashpie

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Hello and welcome to Harmony Happenings, a show that delves into the real lives of those living in Harmony. I am your host, Debbie Kliene.

On today's show, we will be interviewing the Ashpie family!

Rumors have been whispered about this family! Today ... I will get the truth. 

So DON'T touch that dial!

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First, I want to thank you for allowing me to come into your home. I appreciate you taking the time out  ...

Excuse me. My son, Aiden is leaving for his first day of High School.

Give Momma a hug.

(Aiden)Awww!

Come on. I WILL follow you to the bus.

(Aiden)*sigh*

Have a good day!

I'm sorry. Where were we?

I was just thanking you for your time. You are so busy! And you just had another little boy, Collin. Were you sad it wasn't a girl? 

To be honest ... just a little. I've been waiting for my little girl. But we are settling in nicely in this little town.

It does seem like a small world, what with you living next door to Dante and Tommy, your very own creations! Is it weird and are you surprised by what they have been up to?

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Tommy was always the one with a good head on his shoulders, so I was a bit surprised that he took the title of Town Loon. But Dante ... look at him! He does look like he would be sneaking into your house. But they do make good eye candy! Am I right? But Nate has nothing to worry about. Dante is seeing Lacey Thibedeaux, my co-worker, which I am happy about. I hope the best for the both of them.

Wow, that was a mouth full. I was wanting ... Nate! I am so glad you will be joining us.

Actually, I only have a few minutes then I have to leave for work.

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Well then, I will just jump right in. Why don't you get along with Cornelia Goth? And does it have anything to do with the Robin rumors?

Wow. Cut right to the chase, didn't you? Actually, I don't mind admitting it. I am the Robin. What I do is really a good thing. Rich people think they are so special, and Cornelia is the worst one. She is snooty and yea, I did give her a good slap when she popped off to me! (muffled baby cry)

Debbie, I'm going to honest, I am not always the gentleman but I do what is right. What are the Goth's going to do with all their money anyway? Build a bigger graveyard?

(laughing) I guess you do have a point. Moving on ...

I noticed you have displayed your copy of the key to the city. What was it like to receive it from the Mayor? Was it worth all the time and energy you put in?

Yeah, I would say that it was. I worked hard and was very determined to reach the top.

And the key was such ...  an amazing honor! It makes me feel great to be recognized for all that I do for this fine town. Speaking of which, my time is just about up.

Ashpie, I have just a few more questions I wanted to ask you.

I'm sorry, Debbie. Um, would mind holding the baby? Just for a second!

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(smooches) Um, Ashpie? Uh ... Do you have any plans ... for the future here?

Thank you. Sorry, gotta keep the spark alive, ya know. Plans? Well, if it was only up to me, maybe another shot for a girl. (laughing) But for now, I think I'm just going to enjoy my family and hope a teen, toddler, and baby all at once isn't going to drive me insane!

That seems to be all the time we have for now.

But we're not through yet! We have some bonus family portraits and ... a virtual home tour. Please enjoy and check back in with us again on .... Harmony Happenings!